Monday, April 2, 2007

BREAKING NEWS! (sarcasm included!)

Global Warming threat neutralized!

World leaders have just confirmed that no where in the scriptures of religion, including the Bible and the Koran, mentions Global Warming or death by man-made carbon dioxide. Thus they have concluded that Global Warming is really a ploy, a conspiracy, if you will, by scientists, left-wingers, tree-huggers, atheists, Al Gore, moderate Republicans, Hollywood celebrities, and the other animals of this planet, to rid us of God and help the rise of Satan.

Again, do not worry! Global Warming does not actually exist, because God never said so.

The Bush administration is currently looking at all military actions.

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